Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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