we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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