I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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