We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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