you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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