Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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