normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
i would one night stand the shit outta him
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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