It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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