I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
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go home
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
