found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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