Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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