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Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
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