okay pat passed out under dana's car
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Boobs are out for the taking
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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