we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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