i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
So vagazzling was a success
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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