It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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