You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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