She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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