I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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