On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.Â
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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