I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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