we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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