Christians are straight up FREAKS
Ikea night.
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no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
You've changed since you got that strap on
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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