I CAN MOONWALK!
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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