People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
she smelled like a LAN party
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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