Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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