That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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