And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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