it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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