So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
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