This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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