Christians are straight up FREAKS
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
