did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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