Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
You ate ashes out of my bong
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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