absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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