Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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