even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I'm bleeding and have questions
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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