Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Randomize
