Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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