so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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