I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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