I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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