We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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