If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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