Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I think people are normalizing furries
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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