The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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