My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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