Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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