with your own penis?
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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