wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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