Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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